// SMS sent 7:20PM - [ Unknown Number ]
Better to reign in hell than serve in heaven, they say. As for jelly..I’d really prefer ramen and beer. Chop, chop.
[SMS sent 7:42]: Well too bad, Jesus, if you want to reign in hell you need to go through some people first, but you can join the block. And poof. There. Ramen and beer for the one with all the holes.